Friday, 5 December 2014

A new セト (set meal)

Here is a somewhat delicious set meal I had at one of our local eateries. On the right is a steaming bowl of udon noodles, in the middle various pickles and on the left a 丼. Full marks and a biscuit is in the post if you remembered that this means bowl and applies to some kind of delicious food on rice in a, big shock here, bowl. This particular bowl had a selection of sashimi and fish eggs. In case you are entirely ignorant of Japanese food, sashimi is high quality raw fish. In fact, sashimi is far from just being raw fish, it can also be raw meat. No doubt to the horror of those imbued with the British equine-loving tradition one of these types of meat sashimi is basashi (馬刺し), none other than horse meat sashimi. I first heard about it when watching a rather lovely little film called I Wish, a story about two brothers living separately with their divorced mother and father who go on an adventure to get their wish granted. They follow up a rumour that their dreams will be granted if they make them next to a point where the Shinkansen (新幹線, better known to us as the Bullet Train) passes by. They go to the unspecified spot where this dream fulfillment supposedly occurs with a troupe each of their friends, all of whom have their own wishes from the resurrection of a dead pet to success as an actress. The two boys, who are really the protagonists of the tale, have the somewhat more prosaic yet much more touching wish to be reunited. On their travels they all end up being housed by a lonely elderly couple who, in a typically sweet turn of events, house them for a night and buy them some basashi. This whole story takes place on the southern island of Kyushu, on which can be found Fukuoka, Nagasaki and Kagoshima, the latter being famed for it's local volcano that continually belches ash onto the streets. Near Nagasaki and Fukuoka lies a city called Kumamoto, famous for its castle and for its basashi, and to where I will hopefully be heading in the new year, at which time I will no doubt regale you with tales of equine delights (perhaps less delightful for the horse).



  

Thanks for reading. 

Saturday, 29 November 2014

Japanese Junk/Fast Food

What are the usual foods that are associated with Japan by westerners? I think it's fair to say normally healthy foods involving fish, high quality meat and rice or noodles. But surely no person can eat this kind of healthy food all the time and stay entirely sane. We all have our moments of artery clogging grease lust, the tongue demanding the sybaritic envelopment by the cloying oils of hedonistic satisfaction... Ahem, sorry, I seem to have distracted myself there. In any case, in Japan these urges also exist and, as I've come to expect from this wonderfully perfectionist culture, they've honed their junk food to a fine art. In fact, to call it junk food is something of a misnomer since it is generally made from good quality ingredients, albeit subsumed by the aforementioned oily delectation. Let me introduce you to a few of my favourites below, from the more delicious hot snacks and meals to some fairly odd-ball flavours of cold fillers:


I just want to recap on Mister Donut, home of the curry bread and a whole host of other delicacies. At my local branch you can get bowls of noodles, too!


Here's an interesting concept: spaghetti bolognese Pringles. The concept is executed well, the resulting flavour a little tomato laden, but also with a certain piquancy and hearty meatiness reminiscent of its namesake.
Please let me introduce you to a little money-saving friend of mine, often coming to the rescue in this, one of the most expensive cities on our planet. The shop-bought packed lunch, here we have the remains of some delicious sushi (yes, this is as common as you'd expect) and something from Mister Donut that strongly reminded me of a chicken and mushroom slice from Gregg's, that English purveyor of pastry-based delights. 

 And here, situated in Tama Zoo, we have a small clonk of vending machines (I've decided clonk is the collective noun for vending machines, because of the noise they make, other suggestions in the comments, please). Why does Celia look quite so happy? Well, the individual on the right is none other than an ice-cream vending machine, which, while existent in the UK, are much more common over here. Along of course with the cigarette and booze machine, although I haven't seen the civically mythological panties machine yet. 

Here we have some snacks for on the go, a packet of Crunky, small amorphous blobs of chocolate filled with crunchy pieces of cereal and some pizza flavoured crisps. Yes, pizza flavoured. I strongly suggest that you take a closer look below.  


Take a closer look at what must be one of the most excessively delicious crisp flavours on the planet. Can you see the dark patches flecking this crinkle cut wonder? That, good readers, is cheese. Yes, real cheese, on a crisp. Simply incredible. 

 
What you see here is a sausage on a stick wrapped in a kind of doughy fried bread. Very tasty, and available from any convenience store (alongside all their other services), although I did find the bread a little on the sweet side. On the other hand, I did enjoy the wonderfully designed dual mustard and ketchup dispensing condiment packet. I'll get a photo of that on my next snack excursion.  

This is a simply delightful invention, a mini-pancake sandwich filled with maple syrup and butter. Other fillings are available, but I'd suggest this is truly the nether regions of the canine, so stick with this one.  

Here is a successful marriage for my love of jelly and my love of coffee, well done Japan. 

Definitely not cider and tastes suspiciously like a vat of e-numbers with bubbles. Sadly no booze involved. 

This again is a slightly suspect offering. A sort of veggie burger sandwich with mayonnaise. It is on the other hand probably tastier than the other alternative, the utterly wrong looking noodle slop sandwich. I haven't had the necessary masochistic urge to try that one (yet). 

 This is a site to behold and in one fell swoop destroys any stereotypes you might have about a health-obsessed populace of virtually immortal individuals. It's a quivering tower of protein and saturated fats, a monument to coronary disease. I haven't had the will to fork out the roughly £25 asking price (again, yet).  

I discovered a little place on Enoshima in my Rough Guide called Shonan Burger, recommended for its unusual fish burgers. Unusual indeed and veritably brimming with diminutive whitebait. They pay a quite delicious salty compliment to the dense fish patty within. 

And finally the famous bizarre flavour of Kit-Kat. This one was pretty good, a strawberry cheesecake concoction, although I'm simply not convinced by alternatives such as the matcha green tea flavour.

So there you have, a melting pot of fusion snacks. I will be providing more examples of this kind of thing soon. Thanks for reading.

Friday, 14 November 2014

Japanese set lunch/dinner


I've just got time for a very quick post today, I've got many things to do and we're probably off to Kamakura tomorrow. What you can see in the picture is a Japanese set meal. These came to my rescue when I was put in fear for my financial health by the somewhat higher prices to be found in Japan. However, you can get these set meals for a very reasonable price. For example, this one was bought at a place in Shinjuku station (a main terminus in Tokyo and one of the most bewildering bowl-of-spaghetti stations I've ever been to), so not the cheapest area, and it came to about 1000 yen (£7ish). At my work you can get something similar for about 360 yen, which is roughly £2.20 (!), although it's obviously rather less mouth-watering, being from an institutional cafeteria.

In the picture above is a bowl of rice with breaded chicken covered with egg, a bowl of miso soup (a salty broth) and some pickled ginger. This is called katsudon (カツ丼).These bowls are one of my favourite kinds of set thing to buy, they're known as don or donburi (look out for this Kanji: 丼), which actually just means bowl. They are cheap and delicious and come in multitude of different varieties. They'll basically put anything on rice and sell it to you for a very reasonable price. For example, today I had what seemed to be a load of sashimi offcuts on rice for about £3 (the yen seems to be fluctuating quite a lot in price right now, so apologies for my varying estimates), and I often have gyudon (牛丼), which is thinly sliced beef and onion that sometimes includes some raw egg. These are very filling and tend to be available at almost any Japanese style eatery, including the ubiquitous ramen (ラーメン) joints where people wolf down steaming bowls of nourishing noodles often while standing, punctuating their tireless dash through life.

Do try one if you get the chance, you won't regret it.

I'll write more about Japanese convenience food soon, and apologies to anyone who reads my Japanese and finds it littered with mistakes, I'm still getting my head around the Japanese phonetic systems and the input method on my computer.  

Saturday, 8 November 2014

Busy in Japan

As some readers will know I've moved to Japan in an effort to get as far east as I can before I fall off the edge of the world into some sort of long-term job. Mainly I've been too busy learning yet another language and drinking in the cornucopia of fast-paced yet intensely polite experiences Tokyo has to offer. These can be mainly summarised as cheap sushi and other delicious things (more incredible junk food than you might expect, perhaps to offset the ridiculously healthy traditional diet and thereby combat the ageing population? Just a thought for you conspiracy theorists out there.), packed trains with no people pushers, women-only carriages, friendly internationalists teaching language for free, and of course people in nutty attire. I'm so busy here that I continually fail to update this blog. However, it's recently occurred to me that I could combat this problem by writing something less than the blog equivalent of War and Peace each time I post. On that note I will be posting various mainly photo based short posts for a while, although I do have more ridiculously long things in mind for the more patient among you when I have the time. 

Let me kick off my new approach with a few food and drink reviews:

First up is the booze shelf at my local Lawson's. This is one of ubiquitous Japanese convenience stores (コンビニ, I believe, though my Japanese is still pretty shaky). Japanese as a language has a very helpful habit of simply taking western words and making them sound like something from a poorly dubbed film (probably Godzilla) using a phonetic script called Katakana. Thus convenience store is shortened to "konbini" or "konbiniensusutoa". In any case, these wondrous caves of comestibles and services are dotted around urban Japan with an almost profligate frequency. This is a godsend, since you can do almost anything short of extending your visa in these places. You can pay tax bills, buy or rent phones, buy cheap freshly ground coffee or simply peruse the bizarre and less bizarre foods and drinks. Lawson's is far from the only company that runs these places, there are also the 7 Elevens, known to all you westerners no doubt, and the Family Marts, familiar to me from my time in Japan's monolithic economically transient neighbour.

Now to cease this digression and back to the booze. It was with some excitement that I entered my local convenience store and saw an impressive array of alcoholic treats to try, many of which had promising words like "whisky" and "ale" in their titles. Every Friday I've been working my way through the Lawson's selection and so I bring you a few reviews below. As a teaser let me just say that Japan's booze is somewhat tastier than Chinese offerings, although of course somewhat pricier.


 On the left you will see a very well known Japanese brand. You may well have tried Asahi at any number of Japanese eateries or even at pubs in the UK. I doubt that you've tried Asahi Dry Black, though. I love dark ales and lagers, so I was pretty excited about this. This tastes like a dark lager, something like Budvar Dark, it lacks that creaminess of ale that makes you feel like you're consuming a liquid Sunday roast of sorts. It certainly has an edge of dark ale, though, slightly creamy and with nutty overtones (sorry, I had to), a slightly oaky flavour greets the palate with a clean finish that befits its lagery provenance. On the right you'll see a glass bottle with a rather lovely gentle painting of a Japanese mountain landscape. This is some sake I picked up at an off-licence (British English for boozeria) near my work. Sake simply means alcohol in Japanese, but if one specifies Nihon-no-sake (Japanese alcohol) then what we consider to be sake should be forthcoming. This clear drink has really been growing on me of late, it's slightly stronger than most grape wine at around 14 or 15%, it is clear in colour and has a sweetly alcoholic flavour. For some reason it tastes a lot fuller than Chinese rice wine and therefor has less of that disturbing watery edge, the flavours are delicate and gently sugary, slightly floral even. A delicious beverage that is pretty cheap in Japan.
In the middle is a typical cute picture of a cat. Inside this can is a delicious white beer. It tasted something like Hoegaarden, with floral notes and a clean finish. Tasty.

 What you see here is the lonely salary-man's friend (or, in my case, the man who doesn't want to buy a massive bottle of sake that his girlfriend will drink none of). It is a one cup sake jar, these are available at convenience stores and supermarkets all over the place, they are basically a large measure of sake that are designed to be opened and drunk in a short space of time as they are not fully resealable. This one was not bad, but certainly tasted a bit less delicately sweet than the one above. There was a more astringent alcoholic bitterness to it, although it was still a very drinkable and lightly sweet drink.



"Japanese beer". What does this phrase make you think of? Let's take an English lesson approach: what's the first adjective that comes to mind? Drinkable? Light? Refreshing? Watery? Clean? Depending on my mood I'd certainly use any of these adjectives to describe the beer on the right, a pretty standard Japanese beer and probably of the sort that you would have tried in the west. It's from the well-known Kirin company and is a clean, light lager, It doesn't have any of the edge of excreta that our cheap lagers do (I'm thinking Carling here), but seems rather to subscribe to that Japanese ethic of perfectionism in that it does light lager very well and is very tasty with a plateful of katsu or the like (more on this later), cutting through the oiliness of such deep fried Japanese treats. However, there isn't much to say about it beyond that. It tastes like beer, it tastes good cold, it is inoffensive to lovers of beer, but certainly not exciting. This stands in contrast to the beer on the left, a Japanese craft beer, something I didn't even know existed. It belongs to that other stable of Japanese consumable culture, the western thing that they apply their care and perfectionism to, think here of Japanese whisky such as Nikka and The Yamazaki, absolutely delicious scotch style whiskies in their own rights (most probably more on these later, too). Aooni is an Indian pale ale (IPA), a very popular type of beer in the world of British craft ale at the moment, particularly so with some of my friends who've even brewed it on occasion. It was therefore with some excitement that I heard the hiss of the can being opened. It does not disappoint, it is a bold IPA that delivers a strong punch of citrus with a light and refreshing after-taste. It is not a beer for those that like unchallenging (read: boring) drinks, it really has a full uncompromising flavour and is a lovely surprise next to all the Asahi-like clones out there lining Japanese bars and shops. I'd certainly recommend it, and with a price of around 280 yen (about £1.70) it's good value in Japan, which has much higher duty on beer than other alcohols, adding characteristic Japanese quirk even to their taxation.  

This is a bag (I'd eaten the donut) from Mister Donut, a firm originally founded in the US, but now headquartered in Japan. as a quick Google search will tell you. This place is fabulous, selling donuts for around 100 yen (about 70p) and upwards. The first time I went in was to search for an infamous culinary mutation. My oldest friend Dan had some time ago told me a story about his father who when visiting Japan had started to miss western sustenance and therefore ordered a donut. He bit into it, hungrily awaiting the sugary tickle of jam or custard upon his tongue, but was attacked instead by an oriental explosion of curry. Having heard this story I took it upon myself to buy one and masochistically experience this cultural collision. I was pleasantly surprised (but then I had some idea of what was coming). The surrounding bread was not sweet and the curry was delicious, a filling snack that shouldn't be thought of as a curry donut but rather curry filled bread. It does in fact translate as "curry bread" from the Japanese "kare pan" (カレーパン), another B-movie moment of Katakana. However, pan clearly comes from another western language, perhaps Portuguese as they were one of the first nations to trade regularly with Japan. On that etymological note I'll sign off to prepare to go to Harajuku and see some neo-semi-punkesque-super-goths or whatever. 

Thanks for reading! (Sorry it got a bit long again.)

Tuesday, 16 September 2014

A Journey into The West

Foreword (apology)

I somewhat embarrassingly promised more of this story after posting part one without considering that my life would quickly take over, thereby preventing that continuation. A combination of authorial lethargy (erm, that’s a posh way of saying laziness, in case you were wondering) and economically productive exertion (um, work) have caused me to neglect my bloggeration for several months. Anyway, all this means that I have published this as one huge post, but it’s divided into sections for those of you with little time or concentration. Please read and enjoy during your inter-dynamic regenerative periods (leisure time and break times). Parts four and five are my favourites, for both their descriptive qualities and cute pictures.

A quick note: I have changed the name of our guide who showed us the villages around Chengdu, if you want to know more about him please leave a comment and I will tell you more if you leave contact details. 
    

Part 1 - Trains, planes and Chinese bacon

                              If you know a bit about China, Chengdu should need little introduction. It’s a city in Western China famous for housing giant pandas, being the home of the Chuanxi opera style and the well-known “face changing” technique, the frighteningly spicy Sichuan hotpot (四川火锅) and a whole host of other cultural attractions. Given the prevalence of food and music in and around this city it would seem a dereliction of my interests not to report back on some of the experiences I had when I went there during the National Day Festival (国庆节) period of 2013.
                              Travelling during any festive period in China is fairly daunting, the largest temporary migration on Earth does tend to make one a little nervous. We had planned to go by train, but we couldn’t get tickets due to the vagaries of the often arcane train booking system in China. Essentially, they wait until as many people as possible want to travel and then start selling all the tickets at once, ending in a mad scramble that even our the incredibly helpful logistics man at work could not beat. So rather than taking the sleeper in grand style, as I had envisioned it, we were to head to the airport and zip across the country in somewhat faster style. This meant going to Shanghai (上海) as Suzhou (苏州) has no airport of its own, which gave us a great opportunity to feast due to it also being Celia’s birthday. In the morning I made a less than typically Chinese breakfast of French toast, which, if you don’t know, is a dish of bread dipped in a mixture of eggs, milk and cinnamon and fried in butter, and is quite delicious in a heart-stopping kind of way. Not wishing to break up a happy marriage, I also fried some bacon. Chinese bacon is not quite the delicious pork flavour bomb that you’ll be used to eating if you’re from western climes. Rather it seems to come as a somehow bacon flavoured ham, a little disappointing. If you do find yourself craving bacon in China (perhaps a slightly specialist piece of advice here) I recommend going for something known as “Barbecue Bacon”, available in big supermarkets and with a cured flavour slightly closer to your favourite porcine breakfast item.
                                   Now fully satisfied with our gluttony we headed out to get to Suzhou train station. At the time of travel this was a pretty unreliable journey (there is now a metro that actually goes to the major transport hub of this city), one is never quite sure whether a cab will stop, a never ending stream of the red of full cabs will enrage one to turn a similar pallor, or one will simply stomp off in exasperation to the nearest bus stop and get stuck in traffic as the train departure time merciless marches by. This time it seemed St. Christopher or his oriental equivalent was with us and a forgivingly green-topped cab pulled over almost immediately. At the train station I remembered my devotion to food and had a stroll around while we waited for the departure time. The areas around train stations in China are a hotbed of street food and small time traders. Generally the food consists of flour based products of various sorts, from bingzi (pancakes) to various kinds of flatbreads. These floury fried treats are generally advertised as being from Dongbei (东北), the north-eastern part of China. This part of China was traditionally well above the latitude that allowed for the growing of rice and therefore developed various flour based cooking methods. I particularly enjoy the flatbread stuffed with meat or vegetables, also generally painted with a sweet and vinegary sauce for extra tang. Another part of China, the western Xinjiang (新疆) province is represented by men who look more Middle-Eastern than Chinese baking flat bread studded with sesame seeds in large metal drums embedded in a moveable cart. The Xinjiang region is an area that tells of the true vastness of China. It is, like Tibet, labelled semi-autonomous; it’s largely populated by the Uighur ethnic minority, who bear far more resemblance to the peoples of the Stahns to the west of China. They speak a different language and aren’t always the best of friends with the increasing numbers of Han Chinese in their lands. However, there was no hint of aggression displayed in the affable face of the man selling his wares outside Suzhou station.
                                It was time to board the train and to experience the excitement of the nascent Chinese national high-speed rail network. Chinese trains have historically been clunky slow things with more in the way of perseverance than speed, this however has recently changed in certain areas. The rail network has modernised and grown exponentially, a microcosm of the triumph of modern China. The high-speed network also displays an example of that other great symbol of Chinese modernity, plagiarism. It is said that the Chinese worked with Japanese companies and then took the technology for themselves, claiming it had been adapted enough to belong to them conceptually as well as practically. Whatever the controversies that surround this expanding web of spears flying over the quilt of eastern China, it cannot be said that they are slow or inefficient, the trains themselves long white javelins and the stations ultra-modern cathedrals to communication, a sign of China going through its unique brand of economic and industrial revolution underwritten by the ostensibly communist authoritarian state. The lack of civil society and other such checks and balances is made quite clear by various stories regarding huge train crashes and bridges built with rubbish filling their concrete structures, inevitable growing pains to be experienced in this fantastic nation with more problems bubbling just below its surface than its government would ever care to admit. These thoughts came to a close as our javelin found its target at the unfeasibly large travel hub Shaghai Hongqiao (上海虹桥), from where our plane was to depart.
                                Plane travel in China during festival times remains the preserve of the well off, most migrant workers and similar having to cram onto those iron monsters of the old rail network. Plane journeys are pretty unmemorable, sinking into that general international ooze of echoing halls of aviation, overpriced shopping malls flanked by winged metal tubes ready to fly us to our destinations in sanitised discomfort. Largely these serve as necessary bypass conduits to avoid the riots that occur in trying to purchase train tickets and find a space in which to sit among the several hundred million people gamely trying to have a good time.

Part 2 – Chengdu: pandas, spice and minority culture.

   
                             Chengdu is an instantly likeable city to anyone from a multicultural background, mainly because it tends to move away from the ennui of the monocultural Han east, which although steeped in history and a fascinating place to live sometimes lacks that texture one finds in a melting-pot city. Chengdu is in many ways a frontier town, the final large metropolitan outpost before the jagged wilderness of Tibet to the West, the peaks and lush green valleys of Yunnan to the south and the frozen wastes of and towering snowy turrets of Qinghai (青海) to the north. It’s a meeting place for the enormous mixture of minority cultures to be found in all of these provinces, although the Tibetan minority certainly seems to be the most present. This became clearest to us when visiting the Tibetan quarter of the city, not some gaudy tourist destination but a real functioning home to what must be one of the largest representations of the Tibetan diaspora outside the semi-autonomous region. The poverty was sadly visible as we meandered through the streets, limbless beggars on carts rolling through the streets and unkempt children gambolling up and down the streets, this all surely exacerbated by the Han led government’s tendency to actively marginalise the culture of these people.

One of those Tibetan worship equipment suppliers.

                                As with so many a marginalised urban diaspora there was a friendly culture hiding just beneath the apparent poverty. The streets were dotted with an enormous number of shops selling religious curios and the apparatus of Tibetan Buddhist worship, brown cloaked monks and nuns wandering up and down the street habitually wrecking any outdated stereotypes by chattering on I-Phones. The owners of the shops tended to display the outcome of marginalisation by being less than magnanimous when bothered by interested Europeans, but we found to our mutual delight that this was less the case in the Tibetan restaurant we decided to refuel at. Here the owners were friendly and curious, giving us various suggestions as to what we might sample and happy enough to speak in Mandarin Chinese.

The outside of the Tibetan restaurant.

                            The cuisine of Tibet is very suited to the high altitudes and tough conditions, often warm, hearty and full of butter. We ordered a pot of the ubiquitous butter tea, which was certainly unusual and the similarities with tea ended at the temperature of the beverage. It tasted something like hot salty buttermilk, it was not difficult to imagine how incredibly satisfying this drink must be when perched in small settlements high up in the lonely mountains to the west. We ate a dish of shredded beef (we thought) cooked in butter, delicious but perhaps not for those with heart conditions; a dense doughy ball of bread, very good when saturated with the aforementioned beef laden butter; and a dish of sautéed potatoes that suited our western pallets very well indeed. The flavours were unusual, but certainly attractive to lovers of rich dairy-heavy foods (read: almost all northern Europeans).

 Butter tea


Buttery beef

Doughy thing


                                Another notable culinary experience to be had in Chengdu is the famous Sichuan hotpot (四川火锅). This is getting better and better known Europe, my first experience of it was at a fine establishment on the rather less typically Sichuanese London Road in Sheffield. I’d loved the intensity of its flavours and the novelty of cooking your own food in a shared pot, as well as the delicious fresh ingredients, it was therefore with some excitement that we headed towards the hostel’s (Sim’s Cozy Hostel: http://www.gogosc.com/en.asp) local recommendation. Sichuan hotpot is essentially a shared bowl of soup in which the diners communally cook their choice of fresh ingredients, the soup is traditionally spicy and flavoured with a quite serious weight of garlic and Sichuan pepper. Sichuan pepper is an unusual spice, it is both spicy and numbing, the Chinese have a word for this – mala (麻辣) – which approximately means spicy and numbing. A friend who had been to China before warned me that in China the broth would make the anglicised version taste like baby formula in comparison (OK, this is a somewhat hyperbolic version of his actual description). Luckily, it’s possible to order a hotpot that is half spicy and half chicken broth, although some cross contamination during the feasting stage is inevitable.

 Sichuan hotpot ready to be eaten.

 Me ready to eat Sichuan hotpot, complete with apron - how did they know?

                                As we approached the restaurant it was clear that the Sichuan populace were going to work hard to confirm their national reputation as garrulous merry makers, there was a large crowd of chattering guests waiting outside while chomping on various kinds of seeds, sipping hot water and spraying shells in various directions. The staff worked hard on their part to prove the Sichuan reputation for friendliness, smiling and helping the slightly mystified foreigners (us) to navigate through the chomping crowds. Inside was a huge hall filled with purpose built tables that had a big hole in the middle of each one where a gas burner was situated to heat the eye-watering pungent broth. They helped us pick some raw foods which we would then cook and brought us a huge cauldron divided into two concentric circles, one spicy and one not (I can’t currently find the name for the half-half hotpot, research is continuing). It’s necessary to wear an apron when eating a real Sichuan hotpot as splash back is likely to occur, especially when drinking the local Snow Beer (雪花啤酒). This beer has an alcohol content roughly equivalent to its namesake, but it does suit eating Sichuan food rather well since it also has the cooling effect of said precipitation. The entire experience at this restaurant was festive, although conversation was not a particularly viable proposition as the sound levels in the enormous echoing hall of spice approached those of an international airport runway. For more on hotpots visit this rather wonderful blog: http://yireservation.com/recipes/chinese-hot-pot-part-i/.
                                Chinese people generally love food, this is undeniable and generally something they will heartily agree to. Not only will they feast during meal times but there is also a national love of all things snack-like. Chengdu accords with this cultural tendency to the fullest extent possible, it was particularly the case during our time there which, being a holiday period, brought out seemingly the entire population onto the streets for a well-deserved bit of rest and recreation, some respite from the work ethic of long hours broken up by few holidays. This work ethic tends to bring out an intensity in the merry making of Chinese people (at any rate in all the places I’ve been), they will go a long way and battle through an unreasonably large throng of people to have fun, this can sometimes be a little trying for a polite Swedo-British-American-Guernsenais (Celia is from Guernsey in the Channel Islands, I’m from all over the place) couple but with a certain measure of stoicism and cultural adaption one can generally have a pretty good time. We found ourselves at Renmin Park (meaning literally people’s park – 人民公园) where the festive spirit was in full swing, in fact so much so that people seemed almost drunk on it. There was ballroom dancing, people on hired boats jauntily crashing into each other, the common communal group dancing, an art auction, a loud tea house (something of a Chengdu institution) and of course a plethora of snack stalls. These had everything from fried tofu to sweets made of nut paste to fried potato and meat to sweets skilfully crafted from caramel into exquisitely delicate Chinese zodiac animals. The atmosphere that day was electrifying and any reservations I’d had about Chinese festival times were at least partially quietened by this extravaganza of food, culture and above all fun.
 Chinese people having fun.

An auction in a park!

                                During our time in Renmin Park we stopped for a spot of tea at the ever-present park tea house (茶馆). Chengdu is famous for its tea and chattering, tea houses fulfil that part of the cultural sphere filled by the public house in Britain, which in Chengdu meant another echoing chasm of high volume discussions and further mountains of discarded shells. Tea in China is served as leaves in a cup with hot water replenished at the drinker’s request, until the concoction mainly tastes of water flavoured slightly by these leaves. This particular establishment seemed to be aimed at tourists and locals alike, the main outcome being that it was something of an old fashioned experience, the hot water being decanted through slender copper spouts sprouting from a hot copper bulb. These spouts were of a surprising length, presumably to allow the water to cool down, in the same way that Berber tea, it’s far flung north-African many-times removed cousin, is generally decanted from a great height. The tea was delicious, remaining my favourite green tea but also remaining something of an elusive treat. The tea was called Qing Cheng Shan (I’m not entirely sure about this, and I’m even less sure how to write it in characters), which means something like Green Cheng Mountain, although this memory remains bathed in the amnesiac haze of holiday recollections, thus it serves further to escape me.

Celia enjoying tea.

An example of the long-spouted tea pot, although in a different location.

                                Tea houses in Chengdu facilitate more than simple tea supping, there are multitudinous hordes of other enterprising individuals plying for trade. Amongst others are the ear cleaners, peering into the open tunnels with small torches for illumination, poking and prying with metal sticks, burning with lighters; things seemed somewhat medieval, clearly cotton buds were not adequate for these tasks. There are also those willing to buff up shoes to reflective glory and provide seeds and snacks in place of the scones or biscuits that are enjoyed much further still to the west on our own shores. It was during these cultural reveries that we were approached by Xiao Yu, a gentlemen who was to provide us with a valuable vantage point over the more impenetrable parts of Chinese culture. That impenetrability is created in part by the monolithic state in China, a state which sets great store by face-saving techniques that disqualify those uncosmetic experiences of village life from most foreigners’ experiences of this vast and fascinating cultural tapestry. He approached clutching a magazine and enthusiastically telling me about a critical essay therein that he was surprised to see get past the censors, a strangely hopeful occurrence wrapped up in the heavily doctored local media. It quickly became clear that he was a tour guide of sorts and offered to show us around local villages for a price that is quite high in China, but low to a European, and since a chance to see rural China had frustratingly not raised its head during my accumulated year and a half there Celia and I jumped at the chance. We will return to this experience later on, first there was music to be enjoyed and there were performances to be seen.

Zodiac sign sweets and Celia. 

Bumper boats 

Ear cleaning

Part 3 – Changing faces and minority music.


                                Before the less cosmetic stage of our experience we were destined first to have the more standardised and largely obligatory experience of the local culture through organised shows and museums. These were of particular interest to me because of my fascination with food and music that rather neatly interlinked with the cultural riches available in Chengdu. A visit to the Sichuan provincial museum revealed a complex texture of minority cultures that had many of their own instruments and musical customs. Aside from the better known wind instruments of the Tibetans there were various examples of lesser known minorities, such as the Qiang, Dai and Miao groups. This served as a reminder that China is a much more diverse country than an outsider might be led to believe and that while only about eight percent of the population belong to ethnic minorities that is still in the region of one hundred million people, that being based on only one of the many differing figures I’ve heard quoted.



A selection of minority musical instruments, mainly for ceremonial purposes.

                                One evening we were taken by organised tour to see some performances in something of a multipurpose tea house, auditorium and gift shop emporium. The unexpectedly multicultural history of western China was met that night with a reminder that the east is developing its own more modernised mixture. Aside from Celia and me, there were three students from Xian, a confident and chatty slim Chinese student, a somewhat rounder South Korean and their shy wide-eyed Japanese counterpart. They were something of a message from the developing future of China as an oriental melting pot, three representatives of cultures that have in the past been less than cordial (indeed, it can be said that China and Japan are still hardly the best of friends) all living and studying in the same Chinese city, a China with its very own story to tell of cultural mixing through trade along the Silk Road. All this continually serves to reshape any stereotypical views one might hold of China as an ossified monocultural and eternally unchanging mass.
                                The performances themselves were clearly geared for tourists, but lacked the usual kitsch, aside that is from the make-up coated qipao (a kind a Chinese dress – 旗袍) clad master of ceremonies, whose robotic English was all but incomprehensible (I made a little more sense of her through a curious combination of her broken English and my broken understanding of her Mandarin, something of a shattered plate of comprehension). The performances included, among others, an ensemble of various classical Chinese instruments, such as the plucked guzheng (古筝) and the popping sound of Chinese cymbals; a few performances from operas; some shadow puppetry; a slightly incongruous but undeniably amusing demonstration of physical comedy from a clown and his “wife”; a painfully high pitched wind instrument performance; and finally the crescendo of a face changing performance. The opera performances flooded onto the stage in a torrent of vivid colours and happily were rather more melodious than their Beijing counterparts, Jingju (京剧) originates from Beijing and Chuanju (川剧) from Sichuan province. They seemed to straddle the mythical and historical as Chinese history is often apt to do, such as with the stories of Yu the Great (大禹), thought to be tamer the Yangtze River in something of a mythical piece of civil engineering (see myShoaxing post), and the somewhat embellished tales of Qin Huangdi[1] (秦皇帝) resting for eternity in his tomb latticed with shimmering channels of mercury. These tales were relatively more prosaic, one telling of a love lorn princess and another of a beheading, complete with a terrifyingly realistic enactment of the deed itself.

Some Chuanju for you.

                                The shadow puppetry was at first a cause for scepticism, but quickly rose in pace to a frenetic display of manual dexterity and served as reminder of the historical foundation of the much later achievements of the Lumiére brothers, another marker of the complex web of culture and history that threw out its tendrils inexorably across Eurasia. Chinese instruments are often deeply calming and highly palatable to western ear, however there are certain notable exceptions. Take for example Beijing opera, to my ear a dissonant cacophony. The wind instrument interlude belonged to this unfortunate stable. According to our slathered robotic friend it was supposed to give the impression of song birds. Perhaps if that song bird was to be strangled I might agree with this, but I could not find any beauty in this particular chirruping. The performance of physical comedy provided a welcome interlude, it seemed to follow the line of the familiar comedic trope involving a long suffering couple, the husband clearly not of much use and the wife a nagging pain. It was executed quite well and, though lacking subtlety, was expressive enough to coax plenty of laughter from the crowd. The finale was a performance of face changing. Face changing is a style of masked performance where the actors by some sleight of hand change their masks at a high frequency to the metallic popping reverberations of cymbals. The masks themselves are vivid contorted grimaces, resembling slightly the faces of samurais, cultural dissonance notwithstanding. The performance that night was a great introduction to this fast paced visual illusion, and the performances in general had been an excellent taster of Sichuan performance art.

A short clip of some shadow puppetry.

...and some more Chuanju.


Part 4 – Out of town and past the biggest building in the world. 



                                In part 2 of this post I told of a man with whom we met by chance in Renmin Park during our festive forays. He’d promised to take us on a tour of the surrounding Chinese villages and so he met us one morning with his driver. It was to be a day fascinating not only for anyone wanting to appreciate a China that had not been coated in the make-up through which the authoritarian government would seemingly like all outsiders to view this country, but also in particular for a gastronomic obsessive like me. First we had to navigate the modern highways of Chengdu and scarcely had we left when Xiao started pointing out various things I would not otherwise have noticed. He pointed to some vehicles being stopped by police and explained that they were using military license plates illegally, a quick sign of the corruption simmering beneath the surface of the booming modern nation.
                                It was this mixture of corruption and hard headed governance that Xiao hinted at intermittently as our day progressed. He talked in quiet tones governed by control, but in a nevertheless increasingly vitriolic anger, of modern land clearances around Chengdu and the modern fashion for mindlessly expanding GDP at the expense of the surrounding agrarian communities. He didn’t mention too much about it, but to hear anything like this from a member of the Chinese public is really quite rare[2], but perhaps a symptom of a slight loosening of the tight ideological control that has been such an everlasting feature of Chinese political culture.  We continued to zip out of Chengdu on one of the many outsized highways that cast their web over the new China, rocketing past the biggest building in the world. This building is called the New Century Global Center and is not the tallest building in the world but rather holds the greatest volume. In the best traditions of economic expansion it is a cathedral to soaring growth, filled no doubt with shops at times bereft of shoppers as the government hopes the new generation will stop their habit of saving and start spending to create an economy based on more than exports and government projects. The building is a crouching beast, belying its vastness, a symbol of the China’s self-confidence and constantly diversifying economy. As a symbol of the new Xiao did not like it, no doubt many had been forcibly moved in the drive for modernisation, more victims of the march into a bright oriental future.
                                As we hurtled out of the city this modern future slowly ebbed away into an edge land under construction, a dust filled nexus between the past and the future. Suddenly we were on country lanes, something I’d never experienced in my time in the vastly developed Yangtze River delta region. We ascended and descended narrow belts of dark tarmac, flanked by green fields, rice paddies, irrigation ditches, ponds where fish waited for their inevitable demise on the dinner plate and there, swollen with irrigation for the east, what must have been a vein of the Yangtze fed by capillaries somewhere high up on the unimaginably remote Tibetan plateau. We stopped in a town where Xiao took us on what felt like a stroll into the past, not the China filled with piercing metal turrets and temples to modernity, but relics of the past still surviving in the present, preserved for a short while by the limits of development. In this town it seemed that everything happened on the streets, shops with interiors did not figure largely here. Cuttings lay on the ground in cohorts of green and brown ready to be marched into service in the surrounding fields, barbers trimmed and shaved under the dimly lit confines of a bridge, coffee-brown bunches of unshredded tobacco lay by the road ready to be bought and stuffed in the ubiquitous pipes hanging from the yellowing mouths of the gnarled peasant men. For the population here was ageing, their children having largely succumbed to the pull of endless possibility in the big cities to the east, leaving the familiar combination of the old and very young to populate these vanishing pasts being slowly trampled out by progress.

A barber under a bridge.

 Cuttings for sale.

More cuttings
                       
     As we walked along Xiao pointed out a vision of horror, there lay piles of teeth on a table. Pictures of Dr. Christian Szell, the dentist turned torturer from the film Marathon Man, flitted across my mind, but this particular dentist was not the torturing sort, although he did have an unusual surgery as it was by the edge of a lane, open to the fog and drizzle of this moist province. A doctor was also available in an open fronted surgery signposted by a collection of strange herbs and remedies on the pavement. The doctor (yijia - 医家) himself seemed unimaginably old, affably waiting to remove the domed suction cups from an equally ancient woman with whom Celia was invited the pose, much to the doctor’s amusement. These street side doctors can be found in updated form across China as TCM (traditional Chinese medicine) clinics and chemists (药房). We continued through the streets seeing various other outlets, such as shops selling woven baskets, preparing white clouds of cotton and a man selling cleavers, demonstrating their efficacy by destroying everything from pillows to books with great zeal. Later that day we were to see the close connections between the producers and shopkeepers in this thriving area, a sign of the past here, in contrast to the aspirational drive by some to bridge that gap again in the west.

                             
 Dental surgery with a difference.


 Celia considers swapping doctors...

...then sees the treatment on offer!

                          We slowly left these inedible goods behind and slowly entered an area selling foodstuffs, starting with some hawkers of bread stuffed with pork, which turned out to be quite delicious if a little oily, in keeping with the best traditions of Chinese peasant cookery. We strolled through this area, littered with a rainbow of overflowing plenty, stalls providing flavour from overstuffed bags of pungent spices; tables buried under mountains of orange pumpkins, fleshy tumescent lotus roots and forests of leafy green plants; and here and there sacks of flower, brittle brown potato noodles and postcard sized squares of earthy smoked tofu, like some forgotten file of decaying words recently rediscovered by a roving collector. We strolled past the local equivalent of an artisan brewery (although it is doubtful such pretentious taglines enter into local parlance), glass jars full of translucent fluids of unknown alcoholic provenance perched behind a steaming heap of spent grains, hinting at the starting point of their lives. The meat and fish area was a riot of smells, visions and wriggling buckets full of oily black eels. Here was a forest of hanging pork, ostensibly displaying its bright pink freshness to the browsing consumer, there was a cage of chickens ready for summary execution in the interests of protein, and over here was a woman industriously working with a pair of scissors. One by one she quickly plucked frogs from a bucket and deftly cut their heads off, which pinged unceremoniously into another bucket set up to get rid of the evidence. And finally, as we left the market, an old gentleman adorned with a blue Maoist era cap and work clothes flashed a smile of playful cunning and proved the local generosity, offering me a glug from his plastic bottle of mysterious clear liquid, which I had to graciously turn down due to the early hour of the day.

                                     
 Piles of herbs and spices.

 Booze of many interesting sorts.

 Food safety, China style.

 Off with their heads!

Tofu as you've never seen it before.

The alcoholically generous chap.

                          From the shopkeepers we climbed down the ladder of industry to the assemblers and producers. We arrived at a small open-fronted house, inside which sat a furnace and various implements of metallurgy. This, it turned out, was a still functioning blacksmith, not a tourist attraction or a factory, but a family producer of the knives, quite possibly those blades we’d seen earlier assembled in a neat row ready for the mutilation of books. The blacksmith fed his furnace to a white hot fury, brought out a glowing ingot and began hammering it with the rhythmical slam of a mallet. In a moment speaking of apparent egalitarianism between the sexes his wife came out and started slamming the iron from another angle, the rhythm doubled now into a flattening regularity. The age and continuing hard work of this couple made me think, as many other people in their later years do in China, about the immense socio-economic changes these people have been through. These people very probably were children when the new China emerged under the ambitious iron fist of Mao, starved by farming malpractice but also socially equalised and heavily modernised, they must remember the opening of China by Deng Xiaoping (邓小平) and the beginning of its stratospheric rise toward global economic dominance. Did they think about any of this or is it only my western luxuries that allow me the break from survival that gives me the time to consider these things? They gave no hint in conversation, asking a few questions about where we were from, showing a slight passing interest and asking what blacksmiths were like in England, at which point I tried to convey the idea of artisan workers in England, something they seemed to find more than a little perplexing.       

The blacksmith couple at work.

                                Later, at a hat making workshop staffed by industrious women weaving farm wear for some further income, I thought about how these were fast disappearing annexes of the industrial export empire that makes China the new workshop of the world. These small cottage industries remain here near Chengdu, but perhaps not for much longer. This bucolic small industry landscape would no doubt soon be subsumed by the fog of authoritarian GDP and growth that heralds a new age for this ancient country, bringing in a time of relative peace and prosperity after well over a hundred years of strife and violence of varying degrees. It is hard to be and unfair to be entirely negative about modern China, but Xiao’s concerns about the forceful progress in the interests of growth are certainly worthy of consideration. It is also hard not to be distracted by politics and opinion when observing this unique country. This consideration of growth and change contrasted suddenly with a funerary banquet being held in a village we passed through. The turn-out was good, a multitude of locals feasting at an archipelago of tables spread across the pavement, a quite normal village affair according to Xiao. It was time too for us to eat, and we stopped at a local restaurant, where we ate a delicious dish of stir-fried cucumber, fungus and pork. We also ate a dish less than attractive to the western palate, bitter gourd. This dish truly earns its name, twisting the consumer’s mouth into a grimace of discomfort, sucking all pleasing flavours away. Luckily we’d ordered a bottle of nut milk, a popular drink in China, it has the creamy texture of milk but is produce using nuts and tastes rich and sweet.

 Nut milk - yum.

Bitter gourd - not yum.

A lady making hats. 

That banquet.

                                Soon we were again challenged to consider the thoughts of the older generation here as we stopped for tea in a village, once more there seemed to have been an exodus of their offspring for brighter lights elsewhere. Even a workman from a nearby road development was fairly old. These men and women worn out by history sat quietly playing cards, smoking the local tobacco with great relish and sipping on green tea from cracked mugs. They again registered a passing interest, variously looking perplexed as I took some pictures, it must be strange to these people that anyone would find a life they no doubt consider mundane to be so interesting. There was no ill will, but certainly some raised eyebrows at this infiltration into their quiet world and again some considerable interest in where we were from, culminating in some hilarity a group of women found at my extremely questionable attempts to speak Chinese. They laughed with the gusto that can only be properly produced by such old ladies, leaving us with good cheer and welcoming amusement.

That tea house and a man enjoying some of that tobacco. 

Those laughing ladies.  

More evidence of the geriatric nature of Sichuan's villages. And some chap of importance on the wall.

                                We continued to meander along the winding ribbons of tarmac, through the verdant hills and past tumble down relics of a vanishing past. We arrived at a collection of brick houses filled with pottery, for this was an example of an old artisanal trade, they were potters and makers of related art. The entire complex was filled with thickets of pots in various stages of creation, from amorphous lumps, to smooth brown pots characterised by the concentric rings brought by the potters’ wheel, to the bejewelled glinting of the glazed finished articles. The largest would go for around four hundred renminbi (人民币 - about forty pounds in 2014), but were at least five feet tall, making me consider with wonderment the economic chasm between us. Here we experienced our first real reticence, the master did not wish to be photographed at work on his clay behemoth, but at the unstoppable insistence of Xiao and some small financial transaction he was happy to allow it, despite our protestations that it should be no concern. A younger man who seemed to inhabit some position of authority was much happier with his new role as a tourist attraction however, and showed us around wearing a wide grin. There were some younger women and teenagers here, having not yet escaped from the confined of the countryside. They communicated shyly with us in a mixture of Chinese and broken English as we watched some children being instructed in the art of using a wheel. As we left we saw an unearthly praying mantis sitting by the exit, as if to bid us farewell with one last visual gift.

A very big pot being made.

Down time.

                                   Finally, we arrived at a small shop filled with strange equipment that would look more at home in a chemistry lab. Bulging rubber pipes hung mysteriously from hooks on the ceiling, black buckets sat waiting for an as yet unknown liquid, a large earthenware pot sat being infiltrated by a belching pipe, busily boiling the soy milk. This was a small soy milk and tofu making factory, another example of small agricultural industry. The man running it came out clothed in a pair of shorts stained by his trade and a pair of wellingtons. He proceeded to fill the buckets with gypsum, combining with the milk to create a curd. Perhaps I now knew more than many urban Chinese about the creation of tofu, perhaps not. In any case this brought our tour to a close, and on the drive back to the Chinese future we digested the enormous diversity of this disappearing or otherwise changing lifestyle, I wondered how much of the rush forward was in fact the will of the government and to what extent the populace acquiesced. It appeared from the emptying villages that in large part they had voted with their feet, but in reality land claiming remains a sore point in China, one of the major causes of social unrest and protest (apparently this happens more than one might think). The visit to the villages had at once been fascinating and sad, a reminder of often involuntary sacrifices in the interests of China’s continuing economic odyssey, a reminder of the youthful tendency to seek fortune in that odyssey’s many twists of fortune.


The tofu-making room. 

Gypsum being added to buckets to create tofu from soy milk.

Our final visual treat waving us goodbye.

Part 5 – A panda picture epilogue.


Visiting Chengdu would not be complete without seeing the pandas at the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding (a characteristically catchy name). Food or music figures nowhere in this, I’d finally found a food that could not be (legally) fried and eaten, but it would be verging on the criminal not to put up some ridiculously cute pictures anyway. It is one of the most pleasant zoo or sanctuaries I’ve ever been to in any country, perhaps surprising in a country where I’d previously been treated to roller skating bears (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jl5DVnLjcs), although Shanghai Zoo is another jewel in the rough of animal cruelty (or at best ambivalence). These pandas looked extremely happy with life, living in large pens and apparently doing nothing much except stuffing their faces with bamboo and, if young, gambolling with surprising agility through the ample foliage. The lazy nature and extreme infertility of these creatures make it a wonder that they are not extinct, they probably would be were it not for an immensely effective PR campaign New Labour would be proud of, centring largely on the WWF (not the amazingly homoerotic actors, rather the Word Wide Fund for Nature). Please enjoy my selection of pictures while producing obligatory coos of delight.            

Gamboling pandas. 

The rather wonderful entrance to the centre. 

Awwww! 

Make sure you come in the morning so you can see the breakfast service. 

More play.





[1] Although there is concrete, or more accurately terracotta, evidence that some of these tales are far from entirely fictional.
[2] For more on land clearances and other such symptomatic problems of the current boom see Tiger Head Snake Tales: China Today, How It Got There and Why It Has to Change by Johnathan Fenby. This should be easy to source from any bookshop or from the internet.